Jade
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature

Australia

Shy country girl from Australia with a soft spot for chocolate and kittens. Was a fangirl before I even knew what one was. I have a horrible case of Fandom ADD... I flit, change obsessions yearly/monthly but am fiercely loyal in the long run. Am cursed with terminal laziness. Is a sucker for a pretty face, expressive eyebrows, accents, genuinely nice down-to-earth guys (please marry me, Richard Speight Jr) and cheesy pickup lines. Just wants to make people laugh. Poor student, hopeful writer, sarcastic cow.

Guess I should tell you a little about my fanfiction huh?
To start with, I'm a hopeless romantic. There is nothing better than a good love story. Therefore most, if not all of my writing will be romance. Even if it has a bigger storyline there will still be a romantic pairing at the heart of it. I can't help it... I LOVE love.

Secondly, I have a bit of a good girl/bad boy thing. Ok, so my shrink calls it an obsession. Pffht, what would he know? Anyhoo, I think every good, nerdy girl like myself has dreamed of landing her own bad guy. Mum said it was a phase I'd get over...six years ago.

Most importantly is my stance on canon pairings. Now don't get me wrong, I do ship canon. I just won't write it. Well not final canon anyway. By that I mean canon pairings that are still together at the end of the movie, last page of the book or final scene of the final ever episode of a show. If my couple are together when the curtain closes I am overjoyed and see no reason to write about them. I write to vent my frustration about the couples that didn't make it to the end or were never given the chance by their creator.

SHIPS:

Supernatural~
Dean/Castiel (if you had told me when I first started watching supernatural that I would be shipping Dean with a guy, I would have called you crazy but now... Omg these two are meant to be together! I may cry if they don't at least end up as bestest friends)
Sam/Gabriel ( Yes, I know... my crack is rather good! But trust me on this, it totally works. The sarcasm vs bitchface would be epic plus Sammy gets his own angel!)
Dean/Gabriel (Their combined sweet-tooths and hedonism alone make this pairing smoking hot. Their bedroom antics would be awesome.)
Dean/Crowley (You saw the chemistry right? I'm not insane, am I?)
Gabriel/Crowley (Could you imagine? I think they would get along smashingly!)
Dean/Jo (my hetero-normative backup pairing... They Jossed my backup pairing! *sobs*)
Adam/Michael ( I blame Ladyknightanka! Completely her fault... and I love her for it!)
Ellen/Any canon character capable of keeping up with her awesome but mainly Bobby ( I don't think this needs explaining... Ellen is badass!)
Dean/Layla ( Faith is one of my all time fave episodes. I cry every damn time!)

Harry Potter
Canon~
Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione
Oliver/Quidditch
Non-canon~
Dramione (bad boy/good girl, screw canon)
George/Hermione (he could loosen her up)
Neville/Luna (awwwwww)
Draco/Luna (a little naughty)
George/Luna (sooo cute)
Oliver/Hermione (just cause)
Cedric/Hermione (see above)
Slash~
Cedric/Oliver (yummy)
Oliver/George or Fred or Both (not too much twincest though)
Cedric/George or Fred or Both (as above, its a bit icky)

Twilight~
Jasper/Alice (too cute)
Edward/Alice (Bella shits me)
Jasper/Bella (yet this would be interesting)
Edward/Jasper (hot)
Edward/Jacob (why the hell not... forget Bella, You two elope)
Garret/Kate (random, brief and totally adorable)
Rosalie/Jacob (I don't much like her but could you imagine the HOT hate!sex)

Smallville~
Lex/Chloe (again good girl/bad boy)
Oliver/Chloe (have you seen Justin Hartley?)
Lois/Clark (duh)
Lana/someone far far away (hate her)

Books~
Crowley/Aziraphale: Good Omens (What do you mean it's not canon?)
Homer/Ellie: Tomorrow Series (I love their dynamic... and I'm so over Lee. Plus movie!Homer...UNF!)
Zaphod/Arthur: Hitchhiker's Series (yeah, I don't even know.)
Mike/Beth: The Wind Eye (She's the only one he's nice to... aww!)
Casper/Poppy: Perfect Timing ( I loved him from the start)

Random~
Doctor(Ten)/Donna: Doctor Who (go the redhead and who doesn't want in David's pants?)
Owen/Tosh: Torchwood (seriously people, get with it!)
Gwen/Rhys: Torchwood (1. I adore Rhys and just want him to be happy and 2. it stops that cow putting her filthy hands on Jack!)
Daniel/Betty: Ugly Betty (need I say it again?)
Zuko/Katara: Avatar (bb/gg)
Veronica/Logan: Veronica Mars (Logan is HOT)
Logan/Mac: Veronica Mars (me saying it is getting a little old)
Buffy/Angel or Spike (just get with a hot vamp already)
Hawkeye/Margaret: MASH (sexual tension much?)
Pacey/Joey: Dawson's creek (forever and always)
Ray/Neela: ER (Roomies forever)
Abby/McGee: NCIS (geek love)
Penny/Sheldon: Big Bang Theory (screw Leonard, Sheldon's adorable)
Ryan/Kelsi: High School Musical (Love Ryan,if he's not gay at least he bagged the best girl)
Jayne/River: Firefly/Serenity ( it's just naughty)
Stokely/Stan: The Faculty ( I will never love another pairing as much... they make me indescribably happy!)
Puck/Lauren: Glee (...then again, I've been wrong before. These two...AWWWWW!)

Random Slash~
Jack/Ianto: Torchwood (makes me go a little weak kneed just thinking 'bout it)
Daniel/Cameron: Stargate SG1 (can we say chemistry?)
Tony/Maxxie: Skins (a ridiculously hot M/M couple WITH canon support)
Will/Finn: Glee (so wrong, it's hot. and they are both gorgeous!)
Kurt/Puck: Glee ( tell me you don't see it!)
Kurt/Karofsky: Glee (Haters gonna hate)
Karofsky/Blaine: Glee (Don't look at me like that!)
Blaine/Anyone but Kurt: Glee (Darren Criss is several flavors of awesome!)

I'm sure there's more but this will do for now. xx

Current Residence: Somewhere in De-Nile
Favourite genre of music: Any except Polka and Techno
Favourite cartoon character: Daffy Duck
Personal Quote: That amuses/disturbs/intrigues/annoys/arouses me to no end!

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